The daycare provider called before quitting time and told me that she would bring Eliana by the house after work.

As soon as the Empress was delivered, we headed for the car and our date with the 'Golden Arches'.

"Dad, where are we going?"

"We're going to get something to eat from Old McDonalds."

"Awwwww...nooooo!"

"What do you mean, no? You like Old McDonalds!"

"But I'll have a sticky-out heinie!"

Translation: "Continue to ply me with cheeseburgers and french fries from McDonalds and I'll have a big ol' butt just like the evil stepsisters, Anastasia and Drusella, in 'Cinderella'!"